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This is an edited view of one of Lindsay’s many Nipple Slips. She is out of her dress more than she is in it. No Nudity.

“lindsay lohan is a firecrotch. shes only with 7 million dollars… which means shes really poor. …its disgusting….”- Brandon Davis leaving club hyde with Paris hilton

Hot Babe Washes Car in Her Blue Bikini Wow Acts Like She’s Having Sex With Car www.VidsNation.com This morning at 6am Lisa was just getting out of bed. She was still groggy as she’d had a late night drinking the night before. It was time to get going, Lisa thought to herself. Allright, what do I need to do today? Her list of to do’s was rather short. First, take a nice steamy shower, suds up, rinse down, get rid of the residue from a sweaty night spent dancing her ass off and shaking her butt. Second, eat her breakfast, today it was a banana, and not the kind she’d given a mindblowing oral sex to last night, but the kind stuffed with potassium and healthy goodness. Next, she needed to get some chores done, including grocery shopping, she was out of fresh melons, her favorite fruit. She’d drive the Explorer because it was raining, and the Harley just wasn’t as safe. Maybe the new StreetRod would be out and she could check out the lastest scandalous news about Lindsay Lohan. Well, hopefully she wouldn’t blow her whole day, she did have a job to do in the evening. Tonight was going to be a hot wild party, ahhh, well, time to get started.

To say Paris Hilton and ne’er-do-well pal Brandon Davis hate Lindsay Lohan is one of the great Hollywood understatements of 2006. Last night, as the pair club-hopped in LA, Davis unleashed a filthy torrent as Paris laughed with approval.